"You may be wondering why I would lead a heist, what skills do I have? Let me tell you, I have confusion and disorientation. That’s what we’re gonna be going for."

Gavin Free (from Let’s Play GTA V: Gavin’s Heist)

(Source: completely-mental, via immortalmogar)

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

(via imbornthis-waaay)

lazeramsey:

instead of calling your partner ‘babe’ or ‘baby’, try using one of these unique pet names:

  • munge bimp
  • drippy spaff
  • vibrating munt
  • fudd dunker
  • bodge
  • peef rimgar
  • gog noggler
  • nandy rewman
  • smear aroma
  • terry

(via immortalmogar)

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

(Source: rapniall, via baiko)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via baiko)